- I'm glad I'm pregnant during the heat season. I'm at my happiest.
- People will judge you no matter what. And never more than when you're visibly knocked up.
- "At least you take care of yourself."
- "Are you going to eat that?"
- "Here, let me get that for you."
- Am I'm not supposed to look nice? Thank you, I didn't know you were my dietitian. And no, thanks, I'm not handicapped.
- I will not missing waking up to pee 4 times during the night.
- Intimacy gets strange when you're carrying a soccer ball in your gut.
I wish there were more than 2 days in the weekend.